Саша, 47 - 28 февраля 2012 01:42

В Рижском аэропорту на паспортном контроле:
— Nationality?
— Russian.
— Occupation?
— No, no, just visiting.

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Do you speak english?
-Yes!
-Name?......
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?...
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast.

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